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What goes around, comes around and hope it hits you twice as f*#*ing hard !!! |
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I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times.. |
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Dear "ppl hoo tawk lyk dis", We are coming for you. Sincerely, The Grammar Nazis. |
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That awkward feeling when you realize you're chewing on a borrowed pen.. |
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Sarcasm (n.) - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it. |
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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. |
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Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed. |
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if i text you, means i miss you. if i dont, means i'm waiting for you to miss me. |
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I RANDOMLY WALK UP TO MY FRIDGE, OPEN IT, AND WALK AWAY :] |
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we all have that gay friend , that doesnt know they are gay yet . |
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"HE'S CUTE I SWEAR, LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE!" |
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No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong. |
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Hmm.. That sounds a little harsh.. I'll put 'haha' on the end. |
